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2 months later

Sat in a car on the way to a stag-do I wasn't invited to. I think I've been hired as extra muscle for the sesh gremlins to impose there fucked up fantasies on a group of ultra marathon runners 1 week before their race. It's a role I'll gladly take. Who does an ultra marathon 1 week after a stag-do! I don't care if it was booked in first....They must be punished! Anyways here's an update from after my travels.... I came back in time for a wedding and got a job installing fireplaces for a friend. Big up the Maidenhead fireboys! It was gruelling work, with early starts and long hours, but at least I got to learn how to use some tools in the process. I thought £120 cash a day, when added to a cheeky JSA top up was a pretty good deal. But, given the hours I was doing, I think it worked out as under minimum wage. Not to mention the soot, dust and asbestos I was inhaling from demolition jobs, cutting up carcinogenic materials and climbing down chimneys. Doesn't mat...
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Day 86

The return journey continues. The final flight is 12 hours, but we get a telly, I'm in a window seat and the middles seat next to me is empty! It's all coming up Milhouse! I manage to get some sleep on the plane and eventually arrive at Gatwick early the day before Henry and KDS' Wedding. The party goes on! Now I just need to track down a suit! Results of travelling: Maybe I'm more patient (hopefully). I can now sleep in pretty much any situation. Stupid people still annoy me. I can surf. I should get a motorbike. Being single is pretty fun. My hair looks best when salty. Places I need to visit still: Sri Lanka Philippines Japan Try and carve out 2/3 months for South America  Australia at some point- maybe when I'm actually a decent surfer Surf camps- Sri Lanka, Morroco, California, Portugal Awards: Most fun country: Thailand Most epic country: Vietnam Best Hostels: Cambodia Best local people: Indonesia Best Food: Thailand Most moving country: Cambodia Best shag: ch...
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Day 85

The beginning of a 30 hour journey back to London 🙃 Balls! I get the timings wrong and arrive at the airport at 5am for an 8.40am departure. Better to be early than late I guess 🤷 Double balls! I seem to have lost my ear phones and unless I can buy some at the airport I will have to raw dog this flight. But I can't find any earphones that wrap around your ears (an essential feature for my tiny little ears). There's no inflight entertainment and it's 6 hours until my 10 hour layover in China. The land were they make things at least. Mitsubishi Tamagochi Benny Hannahs!! Fuck me this is the worst airport ever! The airport WiFi doesn't seemed to be working, there is no where to buy earphones and there is no fucking bar!  Guess I'll just eat loads without knowing how much anything costs 🤷 This is a savage level of boredom! I can't even buy a book because they're all in Chinese!
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Day 84

Last day in Bali.  Did I find myself? Of course! I was in the hall of fame section for legends
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Day 83

I'm a vegetable and Scotty doesn't know....where he left his bike  loool that's why you don't drink and drive folks.
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Day 82

Hung out with Sylvia at the beach. Bought some shit. Met up with the other camp for a big night out. Joined the hells angels. Threw axes. Almost lost my trendy cap.
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Day 81

Decided to try another surf lesson. It was fucking gay. Never again!
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